What are you saying?

Conversation with Isaac tonight...

Me: Hey Isaac, what do you want to be for Halloween this year.

I: Fart (it kind of sounded like "fawrt," but mostly just "fart")

Matt: What do you want to be?

I: Fart!

Me: What did you say?

I: Fart!!

Me: A fart?

I: No, FART!

Matt: Say it again, Bud.

I: FAAAAART!

By this time Matt and I are rolling on the floor laughing and crying- it was so funny. After about 10 minutes of guessing (a frog? a fort? first?) and 10 minutes of "NO! FAAAART!", Matt figured out he was saying "Spot"- a dog in one of his books. Good thing- I don't know how I'd dress him up like a fart for Halloween!